K.A.O.S is a glorious club with ancient origins, we are commanded by the whim of our benevolent Dictator, who kindly took over after our last Dictator met a tragic accident, as is the way of Dictators. All are welcome, its fine. Honest. The most active Social club on campus, K.A.O.S meets daily in the Living Room. We also do stuff. Roaring parties, pacifist warfare, Killing Rounds, stunts. Ignore all those other clubs, they are pointless.